premeditated conceit

don't let me get my hands on any of this stuff. i can tell u now, if i wear this i will be walking with my nose in the air and having a hard time hearing anything but compliments and fashion praise.thanx.bye.

tops by Ulrik Martin Larsen

who's hungry????

NOT ME!

someone felt the need to send me a pick of a mediocre penis to my cell phone today. RUDE! if i was a penis picture collector-i would have sent him a reply with a two part picture of a really nice one(one so big it needed to be sent in two separate texts!) but instead i just clutched my pearls because i don't collect such photographs nor do i encourage people to send them to me. I'm so offended. what nerve...and what exactly are u suggesting, promoting and or showing off. mediocrity????? no sir-no thank you. 

its 2009, Barack is in office and I'm sure he's made a lot of minority(emphasis on minor) men feel good about themselves and all----but run for senate or block club president don't send such foolishness to my phone or email! if I'm ever in the mood to see it--it'll be in person not in some tacky text message. so, if (god forbid) i loose my phone and someone finds it--what will they think of me? that i like looking at baby porn?-cuz that's what it is. or that i settle for less and I'm okay with small yams? NEVER.

so u probably wondering what my response was.....................................................................................................................exactly-you got it-......Crickets, dead crickets. silence kills and I'm the best at that! death by no acknowledgement, lil' john. OKAY!

i cant make it.....

out of my house without these.

these ridiculous creations should have been made just for me.

grey stupidity made by FINSK

imma be

BEP---new theme music!

album in stores this TUESDAY, may 26th!

awesome style, awesome sound, most stylish, uber talented,

dues payed and risks taken---

i heart these bitches! 

and if u dont know-u need to find out!

and i garantee u will feel the same. electrick red---get into it!

eureka!

it dawned on me-this morning during my sleepless slumber--that the only reason I'm not further along in the life I've wanted- is because I'm spoiled. i have not set any rules or deadlines for this life I've been living. I've been fortunate to work for myself and have an ever changing schedule. and I've had a few moments of mere survival and barely making it and I'm shocked that those moments didn't scare the living shit out of me enough to be on a Super mission everyday. 

but outside from work i have not set any real challenges for myself. and that's so important. i use to take risk and challenge myself all the time as a child and 95% of the time--i was victorious. so what happen????? laziness i think-probably just lost sight of the bigger picture just trying to survive. 

my friend Kenny sent a text text out today, stating "ideas left in your head are left for dead". it hit me like a brick! i have so many things on the verge of spoiling and a few skeletons that didn't quite make it. damn. if i had of known then what i know know. 

i gotta do something, we gotta do something---at least 2 things on my to do list of life today, at least get them started. shame on me and shame on u too!

prune of a lifetime!

Karl lagerfeld. king of PRUNE!

let u down slow

how do u let a dude down slow and easy. how do u say--I'm just not that into u? I'm not good with just saying it--I'm more of the death by anonymity, type girl. no text or phone calls being answered. no bbm acknowledgement, no top friend on myspace placement or public post time on facebook. no sir.

 but why dont people get the hint?--i don't care how busy u may be--u make time for the things that are important. so weather u are the giver or receiver of this type treatment or the lack of---get a clue. please im so good at dishing it i recognize the "potential " of it being done to me.

good ol' Rapunzel let him down slow and gentle, she was patient-letting her beau climbed down her long locks-tugging at her tender scalp.

it that were me, it would have been a weave and i would have used a whole can of ghetto isoplus spray in the blue can to loosen that load and dead the prolonging of an undeniable end. no meals for the sake of them being free-no status updates thru the course of my day and NO u may not come to a family function and I'm not coming to urs. i cant.

so single people ask urself ar u courting someone or are u tugging on the nape of their kitchen irritating the hell out of them while they are trying to politely shake u loose so someone else can climb up to the tower for good times???????!!!

excuse me sir---ur pulling my hair and i dont like u for it.

top shop for sure

kate moss knows how to sell clothes. the latest from her line at topshop. im on my way there after i leave the gym. for real this time!

i walk and talk like this-cuz i can back it up!

im hoping that he has WAY more than a big ego but...........

this inspired a work out so i can be ready by the time he shows up. on my way to the gym. bye.

the rebirth of slick

i love the ability to mix opulence, with cool casual wear, masculine pieces with feminine bell and whistles. dsquared2 does a wonderful job every time.

to the left, to the left

she takes it there. and i appreciate it!

has he ever called you?

ummmmmmm, hi!

do u need this?

for only $21.99 u can right all ur wrongs at ur local bookstore. bye.

before i let go..............

Frankie Beverly sang it best! but I'm talking about seasoning-this time. im really cutting back on my salt intake. totally cutting back on my body's potential to store water----so i don't look so SWOLE in my pictures this summer. plus who wants ham hock ankles, anyway? but b4 i kiss the salt goodbye--i have to pay homage to my favorite seasoning. i rarely cook without it. it's like going to a party with no songs by Jay-Z-----i cant.

i think i love u from head to toe

my kidada....NIKKI DIOR










feel what i'm feeling!

cant u see, like total........

chanel resort '09

get into it.

......i'm a fucking rock star......

so, i went to the spotted pig in the east village in celebration of Miss Carline Balan's bday. i sipped champagne with Melissa victor and had a lil' girl talk. I'm sure she's still trying to figure out who my secret crush is-right now. i told her i would share that on an upcoming trip to Paris.

i danced and danced and danced--a good time indeed! it was a cool intimate crowd and it was a blast watching Carline have good time. for those of you that know miss Carline----mama don't take no mess and she's usually strictly business.

i met DRAKE last night. totally cool dude. he walked right up to me and said--"i don't think we met, my name is Drake." and before i knew it, i was running my mouth telling him how happy i am for him and what a fresh breathe of air i think he is. he was so gracious. and that's exactly why he's gonna win. shout out to Drake and his entire movement. his hustle is severe and the results were already written.

ahhhhhh- i also met rihanna. we have been in the same room-and at the same events but never officially met. she's everything i expected. she walks up to me on the dance floor and says in her Barbados accent, "ur hair cut is so fucking fly, bitch!" and i said--this is just hair-YOU make me a lesbian. we laughed and our peacock styled hair jerked around in the air to let everybody else know it. i said, I'm not really gay and i hope i didn't offend u- I'm Brea. she said nice to meet u--i don't get offended, I'm a fucking rock star!

a girl after my own heart! a rock star in deed!

so needless to say- i got home at 3 and went to sleep at 6 cuz I'm a fuckin rock star too.

blame it on the eeeeeeconomy.....

hunh, what?

when this type of foolishness enters the room. there should be minimal chatter and maximum note taking. foolishness is good and we like it.
fall 2009 ready-to-wear
Haider Ackermann

1. I CAN'T, AS IN CAN NOT...........

2. I QUIT!

DRAKE

cause i'm the one to paint a vivid picture, no HD i want it all thats why i strive for it diss me you'll never hear a reply for it any award show or party i get flied for it i know that its comin i jus hope that i'm alive for it  [chorus] i want the money (money), money and the cars (cars), the cars and the clothes (clothes), the hoes, i suppose, i just wanna be, i just wanna be successful i just wanna be, i just wanna be successful i just wanna be, i just wanna be successful 

they say, everybody's got a twin.......

    I'm flattered, i think she's gorgeous and talented. when i met her on raheem devaughn's tour she was cool as a fan and most gracious(SHAMELESS PLUG: she wore my red bstar hoodie in a video off her last album. (thanx Lindsey!) and she loved it! and i got alotta love and exposure too. and guess what?  i also think-her new hairstylist has been on set with me, somewhere-or someone has been all up in my myspace pics over the last two years!LMAO---it happens to me all the time! ....and i'm gon' be okay.

please check out her new cd, its lovely and I'm just a firm supporter of good music. the album is appropriately titled, epiphany!

http://thisischrisettemichele.com/

what happens when ur copy machine gets jammed?

meet my best friend(in my mind), KESH. I'm so not impressed or inspired by many----but this one right here is a problem. she's a designer, dj, hustler and bombshell to say the least. i found her on myspace--but she's everywhere! London, Brooklyn, Detroit----a pure road runner. her name rings bells in all circles and she SOoooooo deserving. 

she's been my muse and source of inspiration(on the low) to keep my hustle going for the past two years.

she just recently posted her frustrations on people stealing her pictures, essence and style. i too-have experienced this same injustice. i Just had a meeting with my agent about how i can start getting paid for all of these good ideas i often give away and inspire.

check out KESH and her travels:

http://www.therealkesh.blogspot.com/

http://www.myspace.com/that_girl_kesshia

catch a feeling or get your life if you dont have one---but please give credit where credit is due!

i speak on behalf of all style stars and swagger gypsies:

WHAT HAPPENS WHEN UR COPY MACHINE GETS JAMMED????????? ummmm ur gonna be forced to come up with ur own shit and explanation as to why ur so Wack. reach in, instead of out and get some originality. that my friend is FREE.

ride out......

on some cool shit!-drizzy

man of the year----DRAKE

I KNOW U SEE ME CHILLIN'..................

get into it!

i love the costuming and wardrobe innovation in this video. i only want jobs like this, please. thank you.

oh, i think i like him........

its so nice to see a man in power NOT take himself too seriously. there' s a time and place for everything and he totally gets it! Obama has his finger on the pulse of-COOL and i think he's so dope. maybe, i have a crush on the president?????? but unlike some of my past crushes-he's really worthy of a few day dreams and giggles! whassup Michelle!

college maTRICKulation

young people, don't get tricked! college is great if u plan on working for someone else or going into a technical field that requires a degree and or special license. i went and got a business degree that definitely comes in handy. well let me explain, the information that i gained from the books i was required to read, have assisted me with business/marketing related dealings.

i have always been an entrepreneur spirit and creative soul----i think i just went to college cuz of school daze and the lack of anything better to do at that time. i must say it was a great place to waste time and figure things out. i graduated after 5 years still not KNOWING exactly what i wanted to do but i had a degree to represent my time spent. YAY! i think.

I'm pissed because I'm still paying for loans---actually i just started. deferment is the key!LOL i don't really know where I'm going with this....i guess I'm just venting. college is expensive and i guess it's worth it- but not for the education but for the friends and experiences. 

calling all dreamers

I've had this talk with several of my multi-talented friends over the years.........it didn't dawn on me until recently, that the the lady at the dry cleaners or the drive thru person didn't dream of being the lady at the dry cleaners or the person at the drive thru. as a child and most of my young adult life i thought that everyone turned out to be exactly what they wanted to be. it wasn't until i graduated from college and faced a few hardships of my own, did i realize one could end up fine tuning a hip roll to the point of auditioning for amateur night at the Landing STRIP(titty bar) way out by the airport, dropping off a package for Boo and them once a month, telemarketing, waitressing or anything else in the name of survival. and if and when too much time passes, your temporary gig becomes a way of life. but whatever happen to the dream and how come so many people never get back to it?

a lot of my college educated counterparts are not working in their trained fields and or do something other than what they mentioned in their, "when i grow up speeches". and now that we are all approaching 30 the pressure to make it and create stability is real.  

one of my favorite quotes was said on Oprah like 10 years ago by some lady who didn't remember where she got it from (i know I'm just as bad as her!) anyway-she quoted, "a man is not old until his dreams become his regrets".------thank you special stranger on Oprah for sharing such precious jewel!

i have to keep reminding myself of this quote as the time passes. this particular post is more for me than anybody else.

and with that said-if your on hiatus from your dream-keep ur eye on the clock. if you have to get a hustle, at least hustle in the field in which you dream to work. so u can stay in tune and breathe the air of that desired industry.

Also be mindful of how u treat ur local service workers for they have a dream too. and besides they're dream may have come true right before u walked up and if you're out of hand, they might stiff press ur funky shirt as is and or spit on ur big mac. thanx!

get set, go..........dream and execute.

Boyfriend jeans without the Boyfriend

beyonce-she's married. are they still called boyfriend jeans?

my friends and i have been rocking this silhouette for a while.....and NOW its all the rage. i just call mine---my big ass jeans, cuz i don't have a boyfriend either.

fyi: these are the J BRAND zombie jeans(also featured in my last rihanna post)

my MOTHER looks better than yours!!!!!

i used to feel that way--when she would pick my up from kindergarten. i used to analyze every body's mom and i determined that my mom was definitely the "the freshest". i thought she was a celebrity. she had blond in the front of her hair like Sheilah e! i thought her and her friends were the Mary Jane girls. she walked like she had "Loose Ends" as her theme music. i didn't know what sexy or intelligent meant back in those days---but i knew she was special. and i was sooo proud--SHE was picking me up at the end of the day! 

i thought we were best friends until she got pregnant with my sister. for real! we had matching speedy LV bags, guess jeans and it seemed like, she like hanging out with me as much as i liked being with her! she had a green BMW with gold sparkles but i always had to ride in the back(cuz she said it wasn't safe for kids in the front)--c'mon man! she let me play in her clothes, and i used to sit on the toilet top and watch her do her make-up in the mirror. people knew her everywhere we went! she was just as famous as Madonna to me--i waited for them to feature her on MTV and Nickelodeon. my mom was a star! she taught me the importance of proper grooming and personal style, early on.

she used to make hash browns with a slice of cheese, thank u very much. and she cut my oranges in rings NOT quarters like those other lazy/ugly moms. she also used to make me cinnamon toast from scratch and grilled cheese with a side of apple sauce. when i tell u everything was fancy!! it was fancy!-she taught me the importance of "small things" and attention to detail, early on.

she combed my hair, picked out my clothes(with MATCHING barrettes) and put me in charm school. she introduced me to Shirley temple/kiddy cocktails and the seduction of the extended pinkie! she showed me how to be a lady, early on.

Christmas morning looked like macy's herald square in our living room. stuff everywhere and wrapped to the nines! nice gifts for good report cards. fancy parties for bdays, graduations, prom, u name it---everything was a big production! she taught me the importance of setting goals and never settling for less, early on.

my mother has always had a great circle of friends and love of family. holidays were always at our house. she cooked like a chef, cleaned effortlessly and consistently-not just when company was coming over. company was always over! made me and my sister do chores and keep a tidy room. she showed me that home is where the heart is, early on.

my step father who raised me was murdered when i was 16. my mom showed up and showed out with class in the face of confusion and sadness. she never had men over my sister and i. she worked over-double and triple time to give us what we needed and beyond. we never missed a beat. dad was gone but mommy never failed us. she raised TWO college grads! two LADIES! she showed us strength and courage, early on.

She cursed me out and hemmed me up when she needed to! said a few curse combinations that i had never heard before or since---but she got her point across! she made decisions that i didn't always agree with or understand. she changed the coarse of my life a few times-just by saying-'I'm disappointed". she is my #1 cheerleader. all my friends love her- she gives the best advice.  she saves my life ALL the time. she knows me better than i know myself. she's the only reason , I AM. she's the reason I love ME and i do so because she loved me first and i felt it, early on!

i love u mommy! and I'm so proud of you and the example you've been to me and so many others! +u still my home girl and I'm riding shot gun till the end of my days!!!!!!(or the 34th grade, whatever comes first! LMAO)

happy mothers day to all the moms and moms to be!!!!!!!!(my mom still looks better than urs! lol)

******if u don't have a mom or maybe u wish urs was a lil better---u can BORROW mine--she's got enuff love to share. XOXO

QUEENS of proper "pruning"

pruning-is the art of perching ur lips like so. some gals suck in there cheeks to enhance the cheek bones while others just reach for the ooh baby face. but its more like a state of mind--I'm so rich, i cant smile. I'm so sexy, I'm kinda sad about it. its the, u caught me off guard but on purpose moment, my lip gloss is just like this and my lips remind you of naughty things. or for amateurs--u actually pronounce the word prune in between camera flashes!

lets thank queen pruners Electrik Red for the terminology and excellent execution--check Sarah Rosette of the killer girl group in photo #4.

Miss Mylah Morales(photo #1), celebrity groomer and make-up artist to the stars taught me to prune years ago. and no she didn't pull me to the side and give me a tutorial. that would be wack! she lead by example--every picture was flawless, so i just figured it out! that's me in photo#3--ive been known to give a mean prune when necessary.

this art has inspired me to post a "prune of the week" and i will start if off with the queens of pruning-----the olsen twins(photo#2)!

master ur prune at home before trying it in public--we all know the results of bad prunes!! stick to ur Easter Sunday smile if all else fails.

im NOT gay!

but i heart this creature. fashion-wise she and her stylist live in my brain. rihanna killed NYC this week. her daily wardrobe made me want to leave town! i feel sorry for other chicks in the game. she wears the hell out of her clothing effortlessly! thats the whole key to this fashion shit. broads don't get it. u can hire me or any other stylist but true style and freshness is innate--i dont care how many labels u can buy and or borrow. 

note to chicks: find ur lane and get in it--cuz she mowing over everybody with no mercy! and i fuxxx with her and anybody else who has real personal style and knows how to rock their shit-cheap and or pricey!

WHO'S HORNY?

ME!, that's who! sometimes i wish i could be a dude. they get so much affection and tenderness, I'm green with envy. it just isn't fair. the world is like one big taste fest for them and i want in! i'm GREEDY too (on my inside parts)! they get to sample everything and never really sit down in the restaurant!!!!!

as a professional women (with those stupid quote fingers in the air), i can't indulge the way i would if i was a dude. plus I'm not one of those girls that can just give the poon away for the hell of it. i love affection but my numbers are few because I'm a super girl---meaning i have too many feelings, plus my checks are more important than penis! i have too many standards and real talk-i don't wanna be disappointed and increase my notches just becuz i might feel lonely on a random Tuesday. that's so lame!

 but, damn- it must be nice--to scroll thru ur phone and and pick a piece for the night or fly into a city and smash something and nobody judges u the next day. and u can have sex, sex and more sex with no feelings attached. i know a few chicks that get down like that and i applaud them---the ones who are naturally free and live life for the moment(safely). but on the flip side, shame on all u promiscuous girls that cry the next morning cuz TONY don't call no mo'! STUPID.

if i was a dude. I'd smell good and be bow legged and a perfect gentleman to all my prey. I'd be the best lover and secret keeper!! I'd pattern myself after my favorite piece to date---and he's a problem!!!!! all i can say is WOW! 

"if i were a BOOOOOOY", (in my deepest, soulful, beyonce voice with my Yankee cap cocked to the side like jay-z and my hand on my imaginary man yam........) i would be doing a lot more than typing this blog right now.

he puts it down!

either u know or you don't know! please get familiar with Raheem DeVaughn! a true consummate crooner. ur favorite RandB dudes favorite RandB dude. (pause) For real--his live show is the truth--EVERY TIME! he's a singer, a hustler, community activist and a writer that doesn't write. yep-he's the r&b jay-z. goes into the studio a murders it without a pad nor pen. he's got more mix tapes than 50cent and more oohs and ahhs than boyz to men.  he eats, sleeps and drinks music. I'm lobbying for him to get on SNL--even though he's capable of being LIVE the other 6 days a week too. true talent- get into it. the album above,"love behind the melody" in stores now and "the art of noise" is hitting the streets soon.

http://www.theloveexperience.com/

this post was inspired by the performance or lack there of given tonight on SNL. very cute but not really suitable(vocally) for a "LIVE" show. OUCH!

maybe he's not a dick after all

first impressions are a trip. ive been in the company of this man a few times. let me just say my first 2 encounters were not nice. and i know everybody has bad days etc but he was a dick-totally rude and arrogant, he tried to treat me as if i was a groupie. i was soooo offended---and anybody who knows me- also knows I'm never thirsty and i'm cooler than cool at all times! if I'm out, its because I'm working and or was personally invited and or enjoying some good music and buying my own drinks/bottles etc----no exceptions. the other times i just avoided being in close proximity becuz i was so turned off at those initial encounters. in those early days- i was new on the scene(but still working!) and maybe my confidence was not what it is now and he zoomed in on it---like a dog can sense fear. idk? but lately I've been reading his blog and i must say my overall opinion has changed. jermaine dupri seems very intelligent, passionate about his craft and well versed on many subjects. and i can appreciate that---so maybe first impressions aren't always what they are cracked up to be or maybe he's just a dick with a great blog. idk? check out his selection of quotes for the day---they often give me what i need.

i hope my first impressions are reflective of the real me--

insomnia

sometimes when i cant sleep--creativity takes over. i made this from trash bags--dont judge me. 

electrik red

my fav new girl group, produced by the dream, signed to def jam! either u know or u don't know.  get into it!

the song: drink in my cup 

http://www.electrikredmusic.com/

poon sitings.........

i know we've seen a lot of boobage this week on the net, from our fav lil' song birds. but if my business is gonna hit the net- i want my business to look just like this!

this site is all about nakedness and the truth and freedom that comes along with it!........i can do without the twat shots, but she looks amazing! and whoever is responsible for the leakage just sky rocketed her stardom to another level. (but my heart is tender for her-becuz i think people forget that she's just a baby when they post all the negative stuff.)

 so lets turn a negative into a positive---I'm sure a lot of old biddies are gonna talk trash about our young generation blah, blah, blah......but ladies if u insist on sending pics to ur special someone make sure ur just as snatched as as the pic above or ur really proud of what ur showcasing--just in case he or she decides to share! 

sidebar: im not eating anymore, so if i dont answer the phone or post that often.....dont take it personal-im just too week to do so. LOL

*ladies love urself, take care of ur body, skin and most importantly ur mind and make sure when u press send----u can stand up and be proud of what was sent.