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i'm a fashion designer/stylist/trendsetter, a big sister, a daughter, a best friend, a self proclaimed comedian, ghetto chef, a super lover and a woman with an opinion on a few things. -never said i was a writer or spelling bee champ so get over it!
Showing posts with label poon. prune. Show all posts
Showing posts with label poon. prune. Show all posts

Tuesday, October 27, 2009

in a perfect world

i could come outside like this on a random sunday. (waving...HI!!!!!!) and fake like i'm using a pay phone just to do some cool poses, like so. Freeeeeedom, las vegas!!!!

Monday, June 1, 2009

prunin'---get a piece!

prune 101-
get ur lesson here! NOTE: the height and angle on the cheekbone and perch of that top lip.
BINKY from super girl group Electrik Red goes in for the effortless prune u girls dream of.






ELECTRIK RED, how to be a lady-----in stores already!
get a piece-itunes, amazon, or ur local retailer-----get current and maintain ur fresh! and practice ur prune----like so.

Saturday, May 30, 2009

what is ur crotch shouting to the world today?

........i wear depends, my maxi pads is turning into a life raft, my pants were 20 bucks but i got them for 12.99, i don't care from the waist down, the top part of my thighs keep touching because my pants fit like tights on a 3 year old, my poon is swollen and or gathering unneeded moisture, if u come closer i can show u my balls (lent balls too).
i am a big fan of matching inexpensive pieces, and vintage treasures with high end must haves. i am also i fan of beyonce- fan of her drive and ability to go from cold fish to amazon in 5 seconds flat. although I'm not often inspired by her fashion combinations. she always has the newest of the new but the execution sometimes makes me squirm. hence these pants:



sad to say it-almost didn't post it cuz I'm not a hater. but these pants with this jacket is an epic fail. i would have preferred a pair denim of cut of shorts or a pair of pencil jeans. if there were no other bottoms available in all of Europe---i would have done a much longer top. its the crotch and the potential showing of the ass that breaks me out in hives and lets the world know that the pants are cheap. sorry, dang. but id much rather wear nothing that to bring bad attention to my poon area.

Friday, May 29, 2009

PRUNE gone wrong


sorry but i never want my husband to out prune me.

Tuesday, May 26, 2009

fresh poon and prune sitings!!!!!


electrik red in sores(of haters) and STORES today!!!!!
 thats right--check the hustle game! curbside in LA, causing all types of car crashes and commotion- like bad girls are suppose to. grab the album or die from severe LAMENESS.